I’m a DBA. As a class of people you will find that DBAs have a tendency to rant a little about developers. I would certainly be someone that you would find in that category. The trouble is that most of the time I don’t think that it is the developers fault, it is just a case of shooting the messenger.

As an example let’s look at a new database release that was being asked.

The biggest issue was that the code was provided so late in the cycle that the issues found (and there were a great many of them) could not be fixed. Why could they not be fixed? Because an arbitrary release data had been provided to the customer and this data could not slip for any reason whatsoever. Artificial deadlines, one of the worst things that devs and DBAs have to deal with.

The developers agreed to get the code fixes added to their backlog and to get it into a sprint for fixing in the next month. So after much discussion and a firm commitment we decided to move ahead with the release.

My next question to the dev team was “how are you going to get the data out? You have a few procs here for loading data into tables, but nothing for being able to consume that data afterwards.”

The response was a little stunning:

The only requirement to get done by is to have the data written to a database. After this deploy, we are going to create a way to get the data out.

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